In the world of Hyrule there is only one method to figure out who’s gay and who’s not gay- by having a private interrogation from non other than Princess Zelda! Of course, we must put the word ‘interrogation’ in quotation marks since it does not have anything in common with question-answers or other actions, and it’s not mr. Ethan Amere’s way of fucking with a slutty Elves!
Although we all know Link as the hero of many fantastic fantasy adventures thanks to "The Legend of Zelda" Many believe that his appearance is the same as Princess Zelda. Link's real problems will come when the massive, muscular males in the locker room find his appearance too feminine… Yaoi's warning!
It's hard to imagine what these massive, muscular and big dudes do when they're not engaging in a battle with a femboyish Elven. Evidently, they are measuring the lengths of their massive hard cocks! They also measure their throats and their asses according to the hentai-themed parody comics.
Princess Zelda lost her favorite compass. She’s determined to do anything to get him back. So be it. The kidnappers begin by flooding Princess’s face in sperm and then make her throw a jerk at big darts. After that, they drive all the darts that were full of the sperm into her mouth. The Princess is unable to stand the sight and asks for forgiveness. The heroes again apply pressure on the victim and talk about their personal lives, their tiniest actions and how they behave as if they were dicks.