It's hard to imagine what these massive, muscular and big dudes do when they're not engaging in a battle with a femboyish Elven. Evidently, they are measuring the lengths of their massive hard cocks! They also measure their throats and their asses according to the hentai-themed parody comics.
Even though this story won’t be about Princess Zelda or brave Link but it still be about power and love… well, ‘power and love’ in the terms of Midna’s understanding of these words. For example ‘power’ to her means to rule her own people and ‘love’ means to fuck whenever, wherever and whomever she wants to! So what do you say – is her adventure sounds more exciting than the ones that Link and Zelda usually have?