It's hard to imagine what these massive, muscular and big dudes do when they're not engaging in a battle with a femboyish Elven. Evidently, they are measuring the lengths of their massive hard cocks! They also measure their throats and their asses according to the hentai-themed parody comics.
Princess Zelda lost her favorite compass. She’s determined to do anything to get him back. So be it. The kidnappers begin by flooding Princess’s face in sperm and then make her throw a jerk at big darts. After that, they drive all the darts that were full of the sperm into her mouth. The Princess is unable to stand the sight and asks for forgiveness. The heroes again apply pressure on the victim and talk about their personal lives, their tiniest actions and how they behave as if they were dicks.