Link had passed the first temple and found out that the Deku princess was cute… for a Deku– but he decided not to try anything, because he knew he’d regret it later. He had also “healed” Darmani’s soul into a Goron mask. He was sure the secretary was Saria’s twin because of her “style” (they say love-making is like your finger print) and he was happy to see that his friend could grow up to be so cute, that is if she left the forest. It was a bit disturbing that after unpoisoning the lake that nothing had changed because he had run out of time and reset. Anyway, with his new Goron abilities he could lift huge explosive kegs, so he headed off to ‘Milk Road’ to see why Romani always had that dead look when he visited on the third day. Imagine his surprise when he saw her running around.
“Oh hello, who are you? I’m Romani… I was given the same name as the ranch. You’re wearing green clothes, and you patter about when you walk, so the name Romani gives to you is: Grasshopper. Romani was practicing… For tonight… Tonight… They are coming… They come at night… Every year when the carnival approaches… They come riding in a bright, shining ball. A whole lot of them come down. And then… They come to the barn… My older sister won’t believe me… But Romani must protect the cows! Hey, Grasshopper, I’m recruiting for an assistant right now! You’re a boy, won’t you try?”
[She sure talks a lot, and has a very active imagination, but at least she’s got her priorities straight.] “Sure, why not sounds like fun.” [You don’t suppose the cow-snatchers actually exist, do you?] he thought to himself, [Why else would she be so spacey when I come here on the third day?]
Romani smiled, “Great! Now that’s the spirit, Grasshopper!” she explained the details and put Link through a short training exercise. He passed it effortlessly and she told him to come meet her at two (AM).
Link agreed and went off to see this “older sister” of hers. [Hey look, it’s Malon! Again? There’s two… how odd. Of course there’s three Ingos also. I wonder if she does horses and stuff like the other one…] Link walked up to her and she turned around.
“Did you come from town? Then that means the road’s free. And I can deliver Milk again!” Cremia said.
“Ummm,” Link started.
“Do you know of the Romani breed?” she continued.
“Well, I…” he was cut-off.
“The special Romani bred cows–” and continued.
[Romani breeds cows? But they’re girls?! Oh, right; the ranch.]
“–are the source of Chateau Romani, the most desired of forbidden milk! It is mystical milk that fills you with Magic Power… If you seek the dreamy milk of Chateau Romani, please visit Latte, near Clock Town’s East Gate.” She paused, “How was my sales pitch? I wonder if I said it just like it’s written in the brochure.” She looked down back at Link, though she obviously wasn’t looking for an answer.
“Forbidden … milk … ?”
“It’s for adults only, come back when you grow up kid.” She turned back around and continued milking the cow.
Link contemplated putting on his Goron mask, but decided not to. If he was going to make love, it was going to be for love, not size. Besides, he didn’t know what Darmani (the Goron Mask’s spirit) would think. So he played the song of double time to warp to nightfall. He walked into their house to see how things were going. Once again all Cremia would talk about was her sales pitch.
“That again, sister? I’m sick of hearing it!” Romani complained.
“I’m supposed to! It’s work! Work!” she replied.
“Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?” Link said sarcastically.
“That’s it, Romani, your little friend has to go; you can play tomorrow.” she shewed Link out the door and locked it. “Honestly, who does he think he is anyway… he just walked in here and started talking.”
[Actually you’ve been the one that’s talking.] “It’s my fault, I recruited him for the mission–” Cremia scolded her for making up such wild stories.
Link listened for a while but soon left. [That poor girl, she just has an active imagination… unless it’s true; in which case it’s even worse.] Later that night around 2, Romani shook Link awake from the pile of hay and sent him outside. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was just resting my eyes…” Link shot down every ghost he saw, but he soon heard a scream coming from behind him. Cows and Romani were floating up into a large glowing sphere. [Ouch, it looks like I goofed it.]
The next morning Cremia was very sad, talking about how if only she had listened, and that sort of thing. Link tried to calm her down, but he couldn’t. He even tried shameless groping which got him slapped, but didn’t change her mood any. [Man, it’s like once I mess-up on a day, I get into this horrible, downward spiral before I give-up and restart.] So he reluctantly played the Song of Time.
“We did it, we won!” Romani danced.
[I did it, you mean. There was only one ghost that got inside last time and you let it take you. The only reason you’re standing here is because of me.] Link thought to himself.
“Thank you! Thanks to you, the cows are giving thanks too! It’s almost time for my sister to get up, so I have to get back to bed…” she kissed him on the nose, “See you later…” she walked a little ways, then turned and added “Little hero.”
Link noticed that he really liked the thoughts of her, bed, the kiss, and the nickname “Little Hero.” [Could I really prefer her over her sister? I mean attitude-wise it’s no contest, but am I developing a lolita complex (or whatever they called it back then)? More importantly, if I do it with her does that make me a child molester? when I’m a child myself?]
He had many questions, and no answers. He slept all day and when he woke up, he saw Cremia loading up a stagecoach with milk. “Loading your jugs of forbidden milk on the wagon?” Link said, followed by a loud slap. He just couldn’t resist, after she left he went inside to ask Romani what was going on; he found her at the table, fidgeting.
“Romani wishes she could go to the Carnival of Time just once! I’ve never been! My sister always tells me that I’ll be an adult… someday! That’s fine for her. She gets to go to town to make deliveries!” she sulked, “Romani knows… My sister, Cremia, has someone in town she likes… But that person will get married the day of the carnival. It’s hard for my sister… Going into town…”
Link thought there was something odd going on (of course he didn’t find out how odd until the next chapter). He walked over to her side of the table, “What are you doing? You’ve got your hands… down there…”
“Romani is sorry!” she screamed, “Romani touches herself… a lot! It feels so good, but I sometimes can’t seem to stop, even when you’re watching me.” she paused “In fact, when you look at me, it gets even harder to stop.”
“Why didn’t you say something? I know of a way to make you feel better without touching yourself–” Link paused, “By letting me… trust me, it’s a lot better than it sounds.”
“Really?” she smiled, “You don’t mind?”
“Actually it’s my pleasure.” he was behind her now and was rubbing her womanhood and feeling her up, the whole time come was oozing out onto the floor. He decided not to let it all go to waste so he moved around and started licking it up.”
“Oh no! You don’t have to do that! Oh! Romani feels sooo strange–” she clenched herself and came all over Link’s face. “Oh, I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Romani will clean that up.” she said as she started licking his face.
[So is she naive, or not? Link wonders– now she’s got me doing it!] Link caught her tongue as it passed by with his and kissed her deeply. [Whatever the answer is, it can wait.] He started moving down a sucking on her nipples even though she was still flat. But when he flipped up his tunic she covered her face.
“Ahhh! What is that!?! Cremia doesn’t have one of those! It looks, so… so–“
“That’s because she’s a girl and I’m a boy… is there something you want to tell me?”
“Do all boys’ have things like that? I wonder if it tastes like Cremia’s…” Link was taken by surprise when she stuck it in her mouth. She was good! Link had never gotten head this good before! He orgasmed in her mouth quickly, and she swallowed all of it. “Mmmmm, better than Cremia’s… but it’s still yucky-looking, why does it stick out so far?”
“I could show you, but you have to promise not to scream.” she nodded and so he continued by lifting her up and placing her on top of it. “This may hurt a little at first, but once we get started it will feel great.” He slowly pushed more of himself inside, stretching her pussy lips apart until he felt something snap. [Ooooh, it’s sooooo tight! No one’s every been this tight… I’d better be careful not to come quickly in this little– virgin– hole–]
“Ouch! It’s stretching me, it hurts, it hurts… and it’s still getting bigger!”
“You’ll feel good soon enough,” he pulled out a little before shoving it back in further.
“Unh,” [What is this? I’ve had my sister’s finger in me before, but this is too much!]
Link retreated, then slammed in harder; each thrust made him thrust harder, sending them through an endless loop of ecstasy. “How is it? Is it better now?”
“It’s strange, it hurt, but it feels good… oh, please don’t stop!”
Link couldn’t take it anymore, he stopped moving, trying hard to keep himself intact; but she had been meeting his thrusts and only went faster after he stopped. [I’m loosing it…] He shot his warm seed deep inside her, moaning her name “ooohhhhh… Ro-ma-n-i–“
“Link! What are you doing? I don’t know if it’s safe for this stuff to go in there.”
“It’s alright, we were making love… and I put my love into you–” was he making excuses, or just lying to a little kid? [Does she know about pregnancies? I can never tell how naive she is.] “But are you going to tell me where you learned all this stuff?”
“My sister… is… that is… she really likes… … … girls… a lot… and she sort of… practices… on me.” She looked upset, “Did Romani do something wrong?”
“No, no, no, of course not…” [Good-god lesbians! I can barely handle her tender, young flesh, now this? I wonder if she’ll let me do it again?]
“Ahh! I’m bleeding! This is your fault! Romani never bled with other girls!”
Link apologized and said that he’d clean it up. But by the time he was finished, they were both so horny again that she agreed to let him try again.
“You’re sure I won’t bleed again?” she asked. Link promised and she added, “If I do, I’m biting yours until it bleeds!” which for some reason turned Link on even more. She was now on her knees, he positioned himself behind her and rubbed his member against her sex. He inserted the tip and then slowly pushed the rest in. “Oooo, this feels much better than last time.”
“I told you so,” Link said increasing his stride. He grabbed her little hips as she matched his rhythm. [She’s so perfect! She’s every man’s dream, a virgin and a whore (quote from someone famous). I think I love her– but I love Ruto– I mean Zelda, I mustn’t forget…] but after a couple minutes he heard the door open.
“WHAT?!! ROMANI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!?” Cremia looked pissed.
Link pulled out in fear, but when the cold air hit it, he shot a string of jism into the air, covering Romani’s back. [Hunh, just like in Nano-Nymphs…] “Uh… this… isn’t… what… it… looks… … like…” [exactly like in Nano-Nymphs…] “She just tripped… and I–” Link grabbed his tunic and ran towards the door.
Cremia kicked him in the butt on the way out and slammed and locked the door again. “Romani! Just look at you! You’re all messy! Now I’m gonna have to clean this all up…”
