Although we all know Link as the hero of many fantastic fantasy adventures thanks to "The Legend of Zelda" Many believe that his appearance is the same as Princess Zelda. Link's real problems will come when the massive, muscular males in the locker room find his appearance too feminine… Yaoi's warning!
Princess or not, but traveling through the desert by yourself is a tough and difficult experience that not everyone can survive through. When Zelda started to believe that she is sadly to those who are “not everyone”, her salvation is unexpectedly averted and it’s from two old creepy witches! Zelda must be cautious however, as witches aren’t all as it appears.
Princess Zelda lost her favorite compass. She’s determined to do anything to get him back. So be it. The kidnappers begin by flooding Princess’s face in sperm and then make her throw a jerk at big darts. After that, they drive all the darts that were full of the sperm into her mouth. The Princess is unable to stand the sight and asks for forgiveness. The heroes again apply pressure on the victim and talk about their personal lives, their tiniest actions and how they behave as if they were dicks.
Even though this story won’t be about Princess Zelda or brave Link but it still be about power and love… well, ‘power and love’ in the terms of Midna’s understanding of these words. For example ‘power’ to her means to rule her own people and ‘love’ means to fuck whenever, wherever and whomever she wants to! So what do you say – is her adventure sounds more exciting than the ones that Link and Zelda usually have?